I can't help but smile every time I pass by the two relocatables named "Harold" and "Maude" on campus.

Seen at Albertson's yesterday:

THE SURVEY IS FAST, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR [sic] A ... HIGHLY SATISFIED CUSTOMER!! SCORE ALL 5's AND THE SURVEY WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES!! The boxes in the stars say something like "just fill in 5 unless you're not highly satisfied."